“I sit at the kitchen table and paint anthropomorphic freaks,” reads Jessie Bowie’s bio on crafting site Etsy. Her work on the site covers a range of watercolors depicting celebrities with mismatched bodies—cats, birds, dinosaurs, unicorns, etc. It makes for a portfolio as delightful in practice as in theory. Her creatures include: Kanye West and Aziz Ansari as cats, David Cross as a unicorn, Nick Offerman as a piece of bacon, Abraham Lincoln as a bluebird, Danny DeVito as a ham, and many terrifying others.
Bowie’s work is for sale on Etsy, and she is available to do custom creatures to suit your needs. Mark Zuckerberg as a sea lion would look great on my wall.