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- The Story of the Slurpee
May 21, 2013 | 5:37 pmIt might surprise you to hear that the Slurpee was an accident. Yet the beloved concoction, as a matter of fact, got its start when a Dairy Queen soda machine kept on malfunctioning. Its operator, Omar Knedlik of Kansas City, placed bottles of soda in his freezer as a failsafe. The bottles came out a [...]
- We Are More Germ Than Human
May 16, 2013 | 11:50 pmThe human body is one of the most fascinating and puzzling ecosystems in the universe, a complex community of cells, germs and microbes that is still being mapped and decoded. Recent discoveries in this field have caused scientists to reevaluate the way we look at our internal functions, and perhaps we aren’t as much ourselves [...]
- Daft Punk Streams New Album ‘Random Access Memories’
May 13, 2013 | 1:42 pmThe robots are back. The internet has been abuzz with hype for Daft Punk’s long awaited follow up to 2005′s Human After All, and today we finally get to hear it. While the official release date is still a week away, iTunes is offering fans the chance to stream all 13 tracks early. Simply follow [...]
- The Bluths Return: Watch The First ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 Trailer
May 12, 2013 | 11:28 pmI’m afraid that I just blue myself. It’s the final countdown until the Bluth family is back and as dysfunctional as ever. The resurrected cult classic will return on May 26th for a fourth and final season released exclusively on Netflix. It’s been a long and painful time since the show was cancelled in 2006, [...]
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Facebook Hits 1 Billion Users, Releases Ad about Chairs
First thing’s first. Big news from Facebook this week: they hit 1 billion active monthly users. That’s huge. Enormous. More people log into Facebook each month than go to church on the weekends. This, nevertheless, failed to impress Wall Street, as it meant that growth had begun to trail off for the social networking behemoth.
Across the board, Facebook has been receiving criticism of its management and business model, but particularly in terms of its weakening growth. As we covered (“Facebook Wants the World,” 9/24), Facebook is looking to tap into the market of those who lack dedicated computers. With mobile phone users at roughly 5 billion people worldwide, Facebook on Mobile is the source of the new push. Zuckerberg posted the following to his Facebook page (via mobile):
But in other news, Facebook today released its first commercial ad. And it’s somewhat bizarre, likening Facebook to chairs and doorbells (and airplanes and bridges and basketball and a country that I think is Austria). The takeaway is that Facebook is a convenience that we can hardly life without, but the ad ultimately recalls Clint Eastwood’s RNC speech. The most remarkable thing about the ad, though, is that nowhere in the commercial is a computer. Stranger yet, it features people reading newspapers.
Attribution
Reuters
Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook post