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May 24, 2013 | 7:10 pmWithout a doubt, the vast majority of people will engage in masturbation over the course of their lifetimes. May, even, is National Masturbation Month. Yet self-pleasure still remains a divisive issue, as it has for some time, and moreover, the question of its role forms the basis for much of the cultural divide in our [...]
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May 23, 2013 | 5:02 pm“I should be more grateful of my natural beauty” one woman concludes after participating in the Dove Beauty Sketches. In fact, the woman, Florence concludes that natural beauty “couldn’t be more critical to your happiness.” Florence came to these undesirable conclusions through participation in a commercial released as part of Dove’s campaign to promote “real [...]
- The Story of the Slurpee
May 21, 2013 | 5:37 pmIt might surprise you to hear that the Slurpee was an accident. Yet the beloved concoction, as a matter of fact, got its start when a Dairy Queen soda machine kept on malfunctioning. Its operator, Omar Knedlik of Kansas City, placed bottles of soda in his freezer as a failsafe. The bottles came out a [...]
- We Are More Germ Than Human
May 16, 2013 | 11:50 pmThe human body is one of the most fascinating and puzzling ecosystems in the universe, a complex community of cells, germs and microbes that is still being mapped and decoded. Recent discoveries in this field have caused scientists to reevaluate the way we look at our internal functions, and perhaps we aren’t as much ourselves [...]
- Daft Punk Streams New Album ‘Random Access Memories’
May 13, 2013 | 1:42 pmThe robots are back. The internet has been abuzz with hype for Daft Punk’s long awaited follow up to 2005′s Human After All, and today we finally get to hear it. While the official release date is still a week away, iTunes is offering fans the chance to stream all 13 tracks early. Simply follow [...]
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It Takes A Village To Make a Coke
Coca-Cola. It is so ubiquitous that Southerns often refer to all sodas as “Coke.” Yet its reach stretches far beyond the confines of the United States. Indeed, the process to get a can of Coke into your hands involves an arduous process involving people and mechanics from all around the world.
But the process is simple enough (here I skip some steps—check out Medium’s for a exhaustingly detailed write-up). Bauxite is dug from the ground in Australia, washed, separated and cooled until it becomes aluminum oxide. Cryolite from Greenland is added to create pure aluminum, which is shaped into a long bar and shipped to one of Coke’s worldwide bottling plants. There, the aluminum is flattened, cut, colored, varnished, cured (with ultra violet light), at which point the can is ready to be filled up.
The syrup formula calls for high-fructose corn syrup—that is, wet cornstarch mixed with Bacillus and another enzyme to create glucose and then mixed once more to create fructose. After that, it is combined with caramel coloring, and then a cocktail of different flavorings. The first is vanilla, taken from of a Mexican orchid. Then, they add cinnamon, taken from a Sri Lankan tree. Kola nut from Africa is added. Caffeine is added for the stimulation, and coca-leaf is, lastly, added specifically not to be stimulating: it has to be processed through a government facility in New Jersey to remove the addictive cocaine.
In Atlanta, all of these are boiled down into a syrupy concentrate then hit with water and carbon dioxide. That mixture is then poured into a can and an air-tight lid installed. A small tab is punched onto it, allowing it to be open.
Now with my mind thoroughly blown, I’m going to let Kevin Ashton of Medium finish us off:
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