Last week, a New York Daily News published some big news from an “insider” with AMC. Specifically, that Jon Hamm, the actor that plays Don Draper on the AMC series Mad Men, suffers from all-too-“impressive anatomy.” His member has reportedly been deemed so distracting large in certain shots that the AMC crew has airbrushed it down. And Hamm has been made to wear underwear against the contemporary tight-panted fashion standards of the setting of the show.
Naturally, the twittersphere took to roasting Hamm’s enormous sausage.
One time Jon Hamm spun around too fast and knocked over the other castmembers like a fire hydrant hitting a stack of dominoes.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 21, 2013
Please initial here – and here. And if I could just get your Jon Hammcock right here. That’s a little bank humor Mr. Hamm.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) March 20, 2013
And where there was one set of footprints in the sand that’s where Jesus abandoned you to get a better look at Jon Hamm’s penis.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) March 20, 2013
Jon Hamm stands on the Eiffel Tower and swings it back and forth. We see the moon eclipsed over and over again.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2013
I never feel more like Jon Hamm than when trying to sneak Toblerones into a movie theater.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) March 21, 2013
Of course, while Hamm (and his lady friends) might be happy, his publicist is not, telling the NY Daily news that “It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.”
Mad Men returns for its sixth season on April 7.