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Star Wars Episode VII: A Wes Anderson Creation
You are cordially invited to attend a Star Wars. When Disney bought Lucasfilm and announced plans for new Star Wars movies, any one with a loud enough opinion has ventured guesses at who could direct the upcoming galactic films. Comedian and Team Coco captain Conan O’Brien previewed a version of what the upcoming films would look like if directed by Wes Anderson.
In keeping with the tradition of Anderson tackling distant art-forms (like Kanye West’s lyrics), Anderson’s centered frames, rustic patterns, trinket currency, and side-car friendship is transplanted into the far away galaxy.
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Slate